stole this. decided to do it simply because the first answer i got was so funny.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Sam
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"
-oh the lolz
2.) Your age?
20
the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
-true enough

3.) One of your friends?
Melody
The name of the most beautiful girl in the world.
-wow. thats just... wow

4.) What should you be doing?
Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
-okay, now its just getting silly.

5.) Favorite color?
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
-now we're getting sciencey.

6.) Birthplace?
A Hospital
A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.
-they're creepy clean

7.) Month of birth?
September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
-i HAVE noticed that. mmmmm, curves, curves, curves.

8.) Last person you talked to?
Amy
to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.
-i wouldn't know any of that. she's a great artist tho

9.) One of your nicknames?
Demon
A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured alot in mythology and in children's books.
-yes, but the War grew tiresome and i grew to enjoy humanities company. you strange creature are so interesting if nothing else.

no tags. so bored.